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Friday 23rd September at 8pm

Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee, regular 'Have I Got News For You' panellist, star of 'Live at the Apollo' and new team member of Channel 4's 'Stand up For the Week' Jon Richardson will be taking his new show across the UK in 2011,

The show sees everone's favourite grumpy man return to the stage. Embracing his misanthropy, the show features the best bits from his critically acclaimed show 'Don't Be Happy Be Worry'  as well as brand new material. Discussing everyday items that have a profound effect on his outlook, Richardson takes his audience on an eclectic journey from cheating footballers to decapitated alligators. 'It's Not Me It's You'sees Jon working his pessimism with some hilarious consequences, as always with his loveable vivacious delivery. It's also the title of Jon's highly anticipated self-penned book which is set for release in May 2011.

Tuesday 13th September at 5 pm, Wednesday 14th September at 10.30 am & 1.30 pm

'Out of the gate and off for a walk went Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy'  anyone with young children will recognise these immortal words instantly as the opening lines of the book 'Hairy Maclary from Donald's Dairy' by Lynley Dodd. Following a sell-out run at the Fringe 2010, Hairy Maclary and his friends are springing off the page once again this summer.

Featuring many of the characters from the books like Hercules Morse, as big as a horse, Bottomly Potts - covered in spots, Schnitzel von Krumm, with the very low tum and Scarface Claw- the toughest Tom cat in town.

With music, singing and several of your favourite Hairy Maclary stories, this is a must for the whole family.

MUMS.NET ".. Hairy Maclary was fab, my three year old practically levitated in excitement..."

THE HERALD '.. so numerous and vociferous was the audience that sometimes the performers were drowned out ... they were, however, able to keep the kids in stitches, no matter the volume...'

PRIMARY TIMES '..a vibrant, fun filled show that cleverly brings Lynley Dodd's much-loved children's book to life....'

Saturday 3rd September at 7:30pm

A spectacular evening of entertainment ia planned with something for everyone, singers, bands, musicians, comedians, jugglers and dancers.

All proceeds will go directly to Help for Heroes and 2246 Carnforth ATC